A proof I'm not a prophet

topic posted Fri, April 25, 2008 - 7:26 AM by  Josh

A proof I’m not a prophet
Is thus revealed to me:
Each noon I wash my hands for lunch
Then feel the urge to pee.

Why don't I anticipate this? Somehow, I never do....
posted by:
Josh
Boca Raton

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